The Rain That Saved The Day X||Z

NEW SONG- Rellz- "This Yo Jam" (Prod by Chris Barz)

2008-12-29T09:25:00.000-08:00

man I was sittin there at my keyboard...rellz and swag was in da basement (datz where most da most ideas come to life) and i strollin thru my tracks...cuz i'm posed to be producin alot of tracks for my Lyrical Twin Ahmed aka Rellz...then I rolled across this beat I neva finished...I changed it up...and started playin this lil robot soundin' sound on the keyz...shit was ill...so we took it from there...

and made...

A BANGA!!!!!

This Ahmed new jhont...i'm leakin' it...fuk what chu heard...dis shit dope...
the keyz are amazing...*barzio takes a bow*...
and RELLZ RIPPED IT!
YOU'll b quotin his lines for days! cuz i be...and i'm really jealous on the inside...lol sike naw~

my nigga!!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD "THIS YO JAM"
and if that link fails...
DOWNLOAD HERE!!!

09 is gonna be a hell of a year...
Shout-Out to Rocky Radio for Mixin' dis mafucka in da Pro Tools...we gettin there
This yo jam aint it???

NEW SONG-ChRis BaRz ft J-Hollow "Flyest Out" (Prod by ChRis BaRz)Share

2008-12-26T05:50:00.000-08:00

ChRis BaRz ft J-Hollow "Flyest Out" (Prod by ChRis BaRz)

BANG THIS IN YA CAR!!
(cpu speakers wont do this song ANY justice, my 808s BOOOM!)
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN & DOWNLOAD "FLYEST OUT"
if that link doesn't work...
DOWNLOAD HERE

Like a fighter jet...

I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...
I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...x3
FLYEST OUT FL FL FL FL FLYEST OUT! YeA no Doubt!
yea no doubt, yea no doubt...check me out, check me out...x3
I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...
24 BaRZ??? I'M GOIN IN!

They say, "BaRzio, BaRzio! what is it wit u in this?? talkin all that fly shit?
--Bitch, Tell it to my Stewardess!
I dont give a F*** whats up in their minds...
fly phrases comin' out my mouth, I call em AIR LINES...annnnnndddddddd
annnnnnnnnnnnnd that was conceited!
but keep ya 2 cents to ya self bitch, it's non-needed!
I don't care how u ("concieve it")
I'm not a ("con") nor ("conceited")...I'm jus (confident)...
and my (confidence) just (compliments) my (common sense)...
and my (common sense) just (compliments) my (consciousness)...
and my (consciousness) is promises to promises gifts...
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BA-BaRz is THIS...
Ba-BA-Ba-Ba-BA-BARZ is SICK!...
BA-Ba-Ba-BA-BA BARZ is CHRIS!
a promised gift, I promise this!...
FLYING ACROSS THE WORLD TO MAKE A CHANGE LIKE OBAMA IS...
ya mama is my "CO" like "COP" minus the "P"...
A "CO-PILOT" who knows "A RACK" like "BARACK" minus the "B"!!
B-A-R-Z-I-O!
I'm all about GREEN like a G I JOE
if you bout ya green like a farmer say E I O
E I O!
WE FLY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HIGH!!!

BECUZ!!!

I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...
I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...x3
FLYEST OUT FL FL FL FL FLYEST OUT! YeA no Doubt!
yea no doubt, yea no doubt...check me out, check me out...x3
I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...

like a fighter jet...

NEW SONG- ChRis BaRz- Never Ever (Prod. by The Best Kept Secret)

2008-12-17T07:02:00.001-08:00

ChRis BaRz- Never Ever (Prod. by The Best Kept Secret)

Click Here To Listen & Download
If That Link Fails...
Click to Download HERE

"Love spelled backwards sounds alot like Evil" - X X Barz...check me out...this is something different...

So its like dis ancient Chinese proverb...or whateva...
and it basically says...its easy to dodge a spear that comes in front of you...
but it hard to keep outta harms way from an arrow that comes from behind...
you know what i'm sayin?
...you gon learn.

LIE (LIE)
They May Cheat (Cheat)
They May Creep (Creep)
SoYouCanNevaEvaTrust

Cuz they can lie (lie)
In Yo Face (face)
And say its sweet...

You can neva eva trust a girl, dont trust a girl, wit all of your heart...
Even if you say you love dat girl, you can love dat girl but you besta think smart
x2

Love spelled backwards (backwards)...sounds ALOT like evil...(EVOL)

I must've had it backwards (backwards)...when i said i neva leave you...(leave you)
Lil girl on the corner sellin dreams...(sellin dreams)
but she sold me mines...ON SALE for FREE (sale for free)
Life was so green like celery! (celery)
Now you can be GREEN with Jealousy...(j e a l o u s y)
Cuz I don't care what your "jealous" see...(jealous see)
And I don't care what chu tellin me!...(tellin me)
And I don't care who da fella be!

You fell asleep???

Tell a SHEEP!

I'm a (W O L F)...I TELL HER PEACE!

CUZ I'ma bout to BLOW dis House Down!
Den I'm gonn BLOW HIS HOUSE down!

Man, i'm locked & loaded right now...
look into a boy's eyes & see a soldier right now...Neva!

Trust a girl, dont trust a girl, wit ALL of your heart...
Even if you say you love dat girl, you can love dat girl but you besta think smart

x2

Think Smart, Don't Stop and just Play it Off...(play it off)

Cuz I'ma drop the top then i'm Takin Off...(takin off)
Cruisin' down memory lane...
remembering all the pieces like a memory game...
but the ganja got my memory slain...
cuz I don't wanna see all my memory's pain...
If i make the song cry, can the tears bring a storm and pretend to be rain???
LIGHTNING, I'm Fightin...
I'm in the ring but can you tell me how you fight SIN?
Nighs in, Days out...I face bouts
Hopin the Referee in the ring may count...(TEN!!!)

And say TKO!!!

I Pray I neva See they SOUL...

My nephews only three days old, but I tell him neva eva eva eva eva eva...

Trust a girl, dont trust a girl, wit ALL of your heart...
Even if you say you love dat girl, you can love dat girl but you besta think smart

x2

Chris Barz 2008...Thanx for Listening & Reading

and if u missed "Metro Love Part 1" check the previous note.

www.myspace.com/chrisbarmusic
www.chrisbarz.blogspot.com

Download my "Do You Know Him Mixtape"
http://www.sendspace.com/file/wgl903

-Love.

NEW SONG- METRO LOVE PART 1 (Written & Produced by Chris Barz)

2008-12-17T07:01:00.002-08:00

NEW SONG- METRO LOVE PART 1 (Written & Produced by Chris Barz)
...And like the Rain...It finally came...

My CD The Rain That Saved The Day can be expected in December...and Metro Love Part 2 is coming sooner than you expect.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN AND DOWNLOAD METRO LOVE PART 1!

First seen her out the corner of my eye; she was readin'...

A book that I don't know the name of cuz I couldn't see it...
Music Note on her hand, so you know I had to Peep the tat...
She was so FLY , I was feelin' like a VENUS TRAP...
Shawty had class and Dreams at that...
So I offered her my seat like a JESUS ACT
said,

"I aint rude, and your lookin' like a Queen at that"
so she sat down smooth like, "Thanx Boo! I needed that..."
"No Problem, my name be BARZ but...
is there a reason why you're looking kinda Starstruck!? "
She said, "yeah, you look REALLY familiar"
and I said, "hmmmmmm darling, thats really pelculiar...
Boo, I'm as REAL as the DILLA!...J....hey!...what chu know bout dat??"
She's not a fan of Dilla, but she knows bout that!
and last night she went to sleep on JAY and LUPE...
and hopped on the train like..."Today's a NEW DAY"

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

UMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Have I seen you on the Redline?

Blueline?

Greenline?

Orangeline?

Yellowline?

NICE to meet cha, Hello I'm...CHRIS CHRIS BARZ!

She said, "From Bone Thugs and Harmony to Raphael Saadiq...
to Jamiroquai Tunes cuz they Rock like Hell to me! "
And she likes the Melodies cuz she's been Singin' for a while...
and that got me thinkin' 'damn...maybe she can have my child lol!'
I said...
"I been single for a while...and...
Leanin' on the clouds...and...
If you sound good, you can feature on my album...
The PRINCE OF MARYLAND baby, I'm just tryna get a Crownin..."

Then I heard the voice of that Metro dude sound in...

NEXT STOP, LARGO TOWN CENTER

I said "dang sweetheart...thats my train...I gotta go...but...

Girl I got dreams and...
I aint just schemin...
to get rich quick, girl I do it for a REASON
it's tatted on my arm...
like a patent on my arm...
if I wasn't serious...
I WOULDN'T HAVE GOT IT ON MY ARM!

she said, "whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah...that was way too fast...can u say that again??"

I SAID...

"GIRL I GOT DREAMS AND
I AINT JUST SCHEMIN
TO GET RICH QUICK, GIRL I DO IT FOR A REASON!
IT'S TATTED ON MY ARM, LIKE A PATENT ON MY ARM
IF I WASN'T SERIOUS, I WOULD'NT HAVE GOT IT ON MY ARM!"

ARM!

ARM!

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!???

HAVE I SEEN YOU ON THE...

REDLINE?

BLUELINE?

GREENLINE?

ORANGELINE?

YELLOWLINE?

NICE TO MEET CHA...HELLO I'M...CHRIS CHRIS BARZ!

(Conversation continues with Mystery Girl...)

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN AND DOWNLOAD METRO LOVE PART 1!

This is my song Metro Love Part 1 which was written, performed, and produced by me. The singer that you hear is my homie Nick Sneed aka YP. Check it Out...Its a story about meeting this mystery girl on the train and is quite more action packed that a regular train ride. This story right here is part of the storyline that actually goes much deeper on my New CD "The Rain That Saved The Day" (December 2008)...Lord willing, You may hear it on the radio soon once I get this in the right hands.

Somethin' Chill...(Love Bomb)

2008-12-17T07:01:00.001-08:00

My Album "The RAIN that Saved the Day" is coming in December.

Its a cold world, U ever get chills??

I mean C H I L L S doe?

like has anything ever brought you to an overwhelming feeling or euphoria and chills ran through your body?

Can you (R e c a l l) dat like when da market pulls shit [off da shelves?]

if not...your too hot...and i [offer Help]

Cuz Well... I happen to be Ice Cold.

I've gotten chills b4...and I figured, it usually comes from this:

Hearing Music that Touches my Soul.

But the most amazing thing...is when someone hears me do something...and their reaction is chills.

See thats not the same as someone sayin "oh thats deep"

or "damn, i really feel dat"

no mafucka.

I MADE YOU FEEL DAT SHIT.

YOU FELT IT.

YOU FELT DAT UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING THAT CAME from the MIDST OF NOWHERE, DARTED through your spine and Exploded So Suddenly.

KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!

A Fine Line Between ? & ?...

2008-12-17T07:00:00.002-08:00

Don't you love words??

Well Read Between the Lines...
(slowly!)

Fuck words! (thinkaboutithard)
S E X ain't love. (thinkaboutithard)
Fuck love. (thinkaboutithard)

Playing tick tack toe with her heart...fuck told you this was a game???

X, O, X, O, X...I win.

but I hate my eX's. (thinkaboutithard)
She loves my kisses. (thinkaboutithard)
She gives me hugs, (thinkaboutithard)

She does the dishes.

I know she yearns for me to make her (cum true) like w i s h e s.

...my homeboy yellin out "where are all da bitches?"

and i'm like "i got em 'on call' like a geek with a dork stance"
but directly after I (break-away) from H E R like sport pants???????

yes baby...sad but true.
but listen...no beds rock...no dabbado...

I'm (So Proper) like a (Known Doctor)...
I don't (d a i l) them, I just wash they mouth out...like a (SOAP) Opera...

love is the stupidest most beautifullest shit in the world.

but its j u s t a word.

got me worryin n shit...bout who you wit...

you not even my girl...this foolishness...

has got to (S.T.O.P) , accept it.

YES it needs to (S)tay (T)ill (O)ther (P)eople accept it!

can't neglect it, its too strong.

it feels too damn right, I can't find two wrongs!

but fuck love, its just a word..ya heard?

but my tongue still seems to be the mightiest sword.

...Cum Again?

Our Intimacy felt like Heaven. . .then we parted. . .and everything after that was like...????

I can handle your complexity...but not so much the neglecting me.

though its not so much that you "neglecting" me...thats just the closest word next to me.

but it doesn't even capture what I'm tryna say 4real...thats why i say fuck words.

sometimes you just gotta F E E L me.

F R e E W r i T e

2008-12-17T07:00:00.001-08:00

I got Bake for Sale.

Dope Shit Nonetheless, I Sale Bake.

ALWAYS like (hallways) without the...L. H...

Hip Hop aint been the same without the L. H.

...Lauryn Hill...had me screamin out loud like Forman Mills!!!

turned on the tv and heard four men killed!

flipped to MTV and seen whores with skills...

...still sent blood rushing to my Peter...like spiderman was losing...

...and if i heard spiderman was losing...than i'm rushing to the theater...

u get me?
hmmmmmmm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

try reading it SLOW...

Over your head like I'm tired of your Boppage...

2008-12-17T06:59:00.003-08:00

I was on top of the world...

then I crashed.

Wondering Wondering Wondering...mostly when my (b r e a d) is gone.

My mind is a 5 car pile up.

and I'm so off my noodle, I'm thinkin its stroodle.

Drugs are Dope.

Guns are Cool.

and on some real SHIT...I'm fly.

^^^and that line was so clever I just earned two more wings for sayin it.

cuz on some REAL SHIT...i'm FLY.

oh my.

u get it right? or do i have to break it down INSECT-IONS???

ahhh I'm clever huh?

don't BUG out.

I bez that.

but the world makes me dumb.

cuz they don't want to understand.

...even if i pitch it to them underhand.

I make beautiful music...

wanna hear?

NO like shyt.

cuz you wouldn't believe me if i told you that.

you'll just be like...oh true...and think..."he's bout to ask me to buy something"

but fuck that...keep your money.
give me your hearts.

Free MUSIC...is usual-ly music...
that has so much (n o t h i n g), you can see through it.

but I make good FREE music.
cuz that means I'm not just rappin' to dig in your pockets or your panties.
i do it because I love it.

substance. substance...and i would say it again...
but cliche' is not my forte'...
i rather drink 41 oz of dat piss...

hope I black out...
sleep in the land of creativity and roll over in reefer...
then wake up and pass out invitations to my Love...like "Over Achievers"

afterall, all I want to do is share my dreams with you.

that girl, Melody...I told yall about...yes...We're in LOVE.
I can't get her out my mind!

Cuz she's the type that if we made love...
I won't leave her 'lone after...
because I may go MAD..like a beaver's home backwards

...damn.

so with that said...

and with
THAT
said...

and with
THAT
said...

Check out my Melody.

♪♪♪♪

Rest In Peace Poem for Jamel

2008-12-17T06:59:00.001-08:00

Here is the piece I did for Jamel's Candel Light Vigil.
I'ma miss my Homie man...

I've been seeking to find what Lifes all about in all the days that I
stroll around like baby carts...

the same way crazy hearts...
[seek to find Love], I [seek to find doves] to [bring upon hugs] that comfort the souls of us...lost ones.
Now you may say your not lost but I am.
when my [days get cold]...and the [rain gets bold]...the earth gets gloomy with no [Place-to-go]....I [HATE this road!] bcuz it keeps forkin with me!
so I grab a knife and slice my own [right of way] into my [night or day]...
sit back and [light the haze]...in rememberance of a fallen...[ENTITY]
Because that's what we literally...did on each encounter...damn I remember so
vividly...even though it has effected my Short-Term memory...
Short-Term sessions made worth long memories...
and (burnt-burn-cess) made (us-more-fresh)...
and (us-more-DEF)...though (we-chose-LIFE)...
it turned (us-more-LEFT)...tho (we-chose-RIGHT)...now its just WRONG cuz your GONE...like TIMBERLAKE...
we used to get WELL-DONE like TENDER STEAKS...
WE used to "go UP like INTEREST RATES
and Connect the HIGHWAY like INTERSTATES"...
I hate to sound TRILL but Im just being REAL...
and if u Can't SEE-THAT then you CAN'T SEE-FACTS... EVERYTHING was butter like Parkay...
now I just shutter when I stutter through Parkways...
Cuz Park-ways became Dark-ways and was the Reason why we Part-Ways...
I travel to the future in my mind...though I'm packing light...
I see me driving my BMW wonderin why B&W seems so Black & White???...
Wondering Why B&W seems so BLACK & WHITE...
death lingers here like the Black of Night...
I think about the day I'll see the Flashing LIGHTS...
like I think about the days we used to PASS the LIGHT...
so till then I'll just reverse directions...
won't see it as a curse, just a BURST of Blessings...
They say you only get one chance to make a FIRST IMPRESSION...
but if we meet again we can REVERSE this Lesson...
REST IN PEACE.

Chris Barz Song "A is for Apologize"-The Deeper Meanings & Themes

2008-12-17T06:58:00.001-08:00

BEFORE YOU READ. LISTEN TO THE SONG

Click HERE to listen to "A is for Apologize"

simply just click "A is for Apologize"

After listening, you may proceed.

I can't stress enough how much "EXTRA STUFF" is in this mini-mixtape to be uncovered that is RIGHT before your EYES. ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LINE that i wrote on this cd has a decipherable double meaning...that i want YOU to decipher. But SOOOOO many things fly over the average listener's head.

SO i'ma just break shit down...
if you still don't get it...then...oh well...im sorry.

THE FIRST JOINT I'ma BREAK DOWN IS
"A is for Apologize"

[A] {B} you {C} {D's} Apologi{E}s don't mean a {F}ing thing to a {G}

(A, B, C, D, E, F, G)
oh man...this isn't too difficult to understand.
i started the song chanting A
i ended it repeating G.
like A G.
i am A G.
lol
but yeah let's begin...
its SIMPLE MATH AND LITERATION:

A =[ALL] the shit me and her been through
B =all [BITCH] thats in her
C=[Childish], [Challenged], and [COUNTLESS] shit we be through.

now pay attention:

I can't forget the A , BUT all that B thats in her
only makes me SEE that the C is Exponential.

now let me make that clear...

I can't forget the A (all the shit we been through)
but all that B (bitch) thats in her...
only makes me SEE (double meaning here like 'C')
that the C (all the childish, challenged, and countless shit we be through) is Exponential.

Exponential because B is the reason we went through all this damn C.
Exponential like X=Y
X is the independent variable and Y is the dependent variable.
but here
B (all the bitch thats in her) is the independent variable and C (all the childish, challenged, and countless shit we be through) is the dependent variable

Get it???

now lets continue...it gets cooler.

C is the shit we've been through.
and

"the [SHIT] we [lived through] like Maggots did"

(y'all get that right?...maggots live/feed on poop)

"We used to SEE STARS like Patrick is"

(Patrick from Spongebob is a 'SEA-STAR')

"[C] Dot [B]aRz is [A]ddictive"

(see? repeating the 'C-B-A' theme again)

"I Modified You like Adjectives"

(this is easy...ad·jec·tive= the part of speech that modifies a noun)
(and to get deeper, i modified HER and SHE is a PERSON and a NOUN is a PERSON, place, or thing)

"So [ADD] that [SHIT] up, baby you gon need a Laxative"

(this is funny and slick...lol...a lax·a·tive is a medicine or agent for relieving constipation...so if u
ADD that "SHIT" up...u may end up constipated)
(and to get deeper, that "shit" is the sum of everything i just said we did,
we done lived through shit (like maggots)
we done seen the stars (like Patrick)
she was addicted to me...
AND i modified her
(her character, personality, and as an overall human being)
...so now I'm MAD!

so let's continue.

"I'm MAD as shit cuz we had more Gay Times then the fagots DID!"

(remember the word gay used to be used more for it's meaning as "HAPPY" back in the day.
so I'm saying we had more HAPPY-TIMES then the fagots did)

of course i had to let ignorant and immature people know i'm NOWHERE NEAR homosexual
so i came back with...

"No Faggot Shit, No Faggots Here, No Homo-Man/
Girls Love to SEE C.B. like the GO-GO BAND/

(Girls love to SEE CHRIS BARZ [see C.B.] like the way
girls in the go-gos love to see [C.C.B.] the Critical Condition Band)

^^^^thats a dope ass line/slash comeback for the immature haters if i must say^^^^
(pats self on back)

but the last line was better...

"BUT the [B] that's in SHE is a COLD WOMAN/
So she Left [C.] [B.] [A.] Cold, Cold MAN...

(the perfect ending by reversing ABC backwards with the C-B-A theme again, i drift off at the 16th Bar)

(and we all know...it only takes one cold hearted woman to produce a cold hearted man)
so now all the CURSING and PROFANITY makes sense right?
I stated in the ART of Rhyme that "i don't usually curse"
but it added to the emotion of being this "cold-hearted man" I am portraying (or really was).

But that concludes the first verse.
so let's continue...

"Aye B! you SEE These Apologies don't mean an F'ing thing to a G"

can be translated as...

"[A] {B} you {C} {D's} Apologi{E}s don't mean a {F}ing thing to a {G}

(this is cool and easy to get...~A,B,C,D,E,F,G~ is all there is to it)

The Second Verse...i wanted to switch it up.
i didn't want to get boring with the ABC rap or overkill it...so i introduced an analogy that was just as clever...

let's begin...

"WAVE if your SHORE you can take this Trip"

(OMG...this may have flew over alot of people's heads)
it's like i'm the teacher asking the class to WAVE there hands if they are SURE they can go on the field trip.
Double Entendre here though...;-p
you can Wave like Wave in the Ocean
if your SURE like SHORE...like sea-shore
get it????

good.

i'm comparing or relationship to a boat ride on the ocean...
let me explain...

"This Trip was Never a Relationship"/
OUR Relationship was NO Relationship/
...It Sailed away on a RELATION-SHIP"/

(Damn, this line was actually from an older poem I wrote about this girl I loved, but she's no longer relevant.)

(I don't have to explain this though, right?...OUR Journey and our relationship wasn't a relationship...it just sailed away on a Relation SHIP)

(and to get deeper, the word "relation" is VERY important here.
think...a "RELATION" ship...Relation can also mean sexual intercourse.
did she cheat on me???
did i cheat on her???
is that why it's too late to apologize???
is that why on entire relationship came to a dramatic end???
and "sailed away"???
I won't tell you.
you decide.
that's the fun part of being the author of this work!
lol

but let's continue...we're getting close to the end.

"So [Sail on By]...
Find an island to [go yell and cry]...
cuz if you don't give a hell...
i don't give a hell...
cuz you don't give a hell if i [SAIL and DIE]"

(this is pretty simple but it also has a lot of deeper layers...mainly my choice of words here.
such as the word "BY" being a double meaning for the word "BYE!"
as i bid farewell to this young lady
the words "Hell, Yell, Cry, DIE"
all pretty much have negative connotations so it's not hard to see that connection either.
and speaking of connections, the word "SAIL" represents a lost one...
we are no longer connected because i told her "sail on by"
and too get SUPER SONIC DEEP
WE Don't Have a CONNECTION anymore because she doesn't have anymore BARZ (me!)
...like a cell phone.)

^^^pats self on back again^^^
lol

the last 4 bars are...my last words to this young lady...
the first 2 go...

"A Funeral and a Musical together seems Unusual/
but my Usual is 'UN-unsual' , so i'm Using it as Usual"

(this is an obvious alliteration...with alll the US- and Un- joints
al·lit·er·a·tion- the repetition of the same sounds or of the same kinds of sounds at the beginning of words or in stressed syllables)

this is also an ALLUSION

al·lu·sion- 1.a passing or casual reference; an incidental mention of something, either directly or by implication

IF you heard the MoneyMakerz ENT song "Fallin' in ???"
i rapped,
"Don't get me wrong, i've been thinkin' bout you 2,
but I Maintain my order, i'm ordered more than a Funeral//
so she maintains her order she's ordered more than a Musical//
TOGETHER, we're the SADDEST of the SADDEST of the SADDEST songs...
that that is, th-th-THAT IS, th-th-THAT IS WRONG!

i referenced the line "A Funeral and a Musical together seems Unusual/
but my Usual is 'UN-unsual' , so i'm Using it as Usual"
to the MoneyMAkerz joint i did.

so now it makes sense right???
funeral songs are the saddest songs...
shiiiiiiiiiit...think Titanic...when they were playin the violins when the ship was sinking...
our Relation-SHIP was long gone...so it was as sad and usual as a funeral musical.

and only me, BaRzio!, would think of some shit like that right???
EXACTLY!
that explains why...
"my usual is UNUSUAL, so I'm using it as usual"

get it now???

GOOD!

Now to the LAST and FINAL 2 bars of VERSE 2

"Not saying that your USUAL/
Darling, your so beautiful/
...but [all ROSES have Thorns], [ALL Trojans have Swords...]
and YOURS got US at WAR!"

(once again, the perfect ending to a beautifully constructed verse.
I didn't want her to think that I thought she was just usual.
she's beautiful, like a rose...
but all roses have thorns and all Trojans have swords.

The word choice for Trojans here is important too...
this may cause you to ask yourself:
why say trojans???
did he find a used trojan condom???
if Trojans have swords?
don't all used condoms belong to penises???
SHE DID CHEAT, didn't she!!?

well...
i'll never tell!
just know whatever her "sword" is got us at war.
and now it's too late to apologize...

the last new thought that I express is:

"She Never Ever Ever Said the Weather Gon' Get Better Cuz She Never Ever Meant for us to [B] Don't Ever Ever Ever say the Weather Gon' Get Better Cuz You Never Ever Meant for us to [C]"

(here i'm just reinforcing the ABC joint again)

"[A] {B} you {C} {D's} Apologi{E}s don't mean a {F}ing thing to a {G}

Lastly,
The young lady's voice at the end of the song is meant to serve as a flashback.
It's the lovely Desiree'
but do NOT think that this song is about HER
because it is not, sorry.

thank you.
That Concludes this Episode of BaRzio's 99.9% Song/Lyric Breakdown for the Average Listener.

Chris Barz's Websites

2008-05-20T06:56:00.000-07:00

sorry i put it up so late...forgive me please!

CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT
Chris's FACEBOOK page!!

CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT
Chris's MYSPACE page!!

CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT
Chris's SOUNDCLICK page!!

Thanks Homies & HomeGirlz...lol
Much Luv,
so
-XOPHER IIZ

Track Listing for Chris Barz- "Do You Know Him?"

2008-05-09T12:49:00.000-07:00

NEW SENDSPACE LINK CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

http://www.sendspace.com/file/wgl903

http://www.zshare.net/download/118768839fa6bd11/

Track 1: A Couple Words (Liberation)
Track 2: A is for Apologize (A,B,C...etc)
Track 3: Da Art of Rhyme ft Rellz
Track 4: Dopalicious
Track 5: Regular Day ft Rocky Radio
Track 6: Conversations WithHER (((Ring, Ring)))
Track 7: This is Where ft L.G. (Produced by Chris Barz)
Track 8: Do You Know Him? (Produced by Chris Barz)
Track 9: The Inevitable...

DOWNLOAD IT HERE!!!

My Mixtape "Do You Know Him?" is NOW HERE for download...

2008-05-09T00:43:00.000-07:00

NEW SENDSPACE LINK for "DO YOU KNOW HIM?" CLICK HERE

Click this link to download Chris Barz- "Do You Know Him?"

New Song Chris Barz- "DopaLiciOus"

2008-04-25T23:07:00.000-07:00

A new track from my mini-mixtape ("Do You Know Him?")...

Knodd ya head to this beat because i'm {really flowin'}

I am also Talkboxing at the end of this beat...

I DO NOT USE A VOCODER, I AM NOT T-PAIN

in order to talkbox you must play an instrument

and i play the piano.

(videos of me talkboxing are on my facebook...)

if you want to learn more about talkboxing...

click HERE to see a PIONEER named Roger Troutman...

"she said she had an {Eargasm} so she's ~{coming}~ back twice"

-Chris Barz

RIGHT CLICK HERE and click "OPEN IN A NEW WINDOW" to listen to the Song "Dopalicious" before it Drops Tuesday April 29th.

Video of me in the stu jhont jhont...if u can't dig da lingo...den move on punk...wurd.

{NEW} Leave You (CLICK THE LINK TO LISTEN TO SONG)

2008-04-07T11:54:00.001-07:00

CLICK THE LINK TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG.
AND YOU CAN LISTEN AND READ THE LYRICS TOGETHER.
...it makes it better...
now without further a due...

RIGHT CLICK HERE and click "OPEN IN A NEW WINDOW" to listen to "NEVER LEAVE"- Chris Barz, Juano, Hollow, Keith Tolbert, and Travis Gillis

She's my [Exit]...when every thing's dead sick...
the people are scorned...
and the Reverend's speech is dreaded
He's saying that she's killing us...
I'm praying for the healing but...
I can't stop the ignorance that's yelling out "a million bucks"...
"a million bucks"..."a million bucks"...
"hoe i got a million bucks"
"I just coped a new champagne called
Pour it on a Million Sluts"
so pour it up and fill the cup...drink for thought???
iiiiiii think-a-not
[but] the beat was hot...

yet when the beats are off...
do you see the cause?...
at the feet of the beast [stop] and see the [paws].
at le feet of le beast [stop] and see le [pause].
if not, take it back like a [VCR]....
when the red light's flashing saying ["please applaud"]
we seem hit press [play]
and proceed to ball...
damn Hip-Hop!! I see your flaws...
but I will stand underneath them all...cuz

YOU help me help THEM feel better...
So my love...

I Will NEVER Leave You

©Chris Barz 2008

Aye! Ladies and Jets....READ THIS

2008-01-30T13:43:00.000-08:00

ok ummm...

if u take the time to read my poems and all that...

don't jus scroll em and all that...

leave a damn comment!

sheeesh!

Love,

Chris Barz!, Christopher Barzio!, and Christoph Barzinator!

"Chris, stop being a Shiest...Answer the F*cking Phone!"

2008-01-30T07:54:00.000-08:00

I have packed my bags!

so now the only ones left are the ones under my eyes.

Long nights planning this [trip of a Lifetime.]

Using you as my inspiration...my [chick as a lifeline.]

this [trip got my Eye's wide] As i make my way to the airport,

I was blind to the [reality that]...

I am not used to flying but i keep asking myself
["Yo! why Haven't we Left?"]

Eager to Escape the ~~pain~~ of being (...a-lone), and living life like (...a...drone)

[thoughts in my dome and how]...
[if i toss in the throne n' crown]...
that i have been [holding now]...
for many [moments now]...
I can [stroll in town] with a smile =-) up on my face.

you bring out [the best in me ,see...]
[the recipe be...]
[expressing my peace...]
that i am [destined to reach...]
with you u right [next to my seat.]

i was blind to see that [Murphy's Law is a bitch.]
I know them jerks be [all in ya shhhhh...]
[all in they whip's...]
yelling out...

["aye Sweetheart, can i call u a bit!?]

...then one month later, they slip up and [call u a bitch.]
[call u a trick]...say that u [all on they dick.]

like...

" YO! Why YOu [Hoggin' me, Bitch!?], You Better [Pause on that sh*t]...
Before i bring a [Uhaul to this b*tch]... and pack up [all of my sh*t!"]...

"Cuz yoU!...are getting a little [too comfy.]

i know you [love to love me...]

but daMn can you Stop being so ['Lovey Dovey']...and u looking real [dusty]"

that's what they do...

I tell u Trust me but you [pause of that notion...]

to dabble in [all of that potion...]

That I, [BArz...is the ocean...]

that will be the reason that [all of us floating.]

I been had ordered my [ticket of commitment.]

...yet u r still pondering...about how life would be every[minute you live it.]

[with me...]

We made it pass the [Metal Detectors that be...]

why most people can't [reach their level of peace.]

I tell you..."Darling, give me [kiss like Muahhhhh]"

for the victory of being [this right...ahhhhhhh]

feels good...agreeing with myself like ["My Chick right, Huh?"]

[my chick Tight!, huh!?]

[yupperoos!]...then i [step to you...]

as [u accept the truth]...that this [dude next to you.]

makes u feel good like how [sex will do.]

So i ask you the question...Will be my [Damsel I Rescue in Peace?]

Then the voice on the intercom said...

"Flight to Commitment has been [Canceled Indefinitely]"

Sooooooooo i'm [blown like fans]

man it felt [so right...damn.]

©Chris Barz 2007

Fur Tasche'

2008-01-24T20:42:00.001-08:00

she loves it when i make her wonder

like..."damn, i never thought of that"

so we end up haVing the weirdest conversations about...nothing...

it's often wack

yet the sessions of thE Real last for so long

so i makE her wonDer...opEn her eyEs...make her See...

we lauGH...wE convErse, we Laugh again...

interlock mindstates yet loosen paradigms... I make her ME

yet there is a topic that i hate to speak on...

like the past...and how it is affecting me now...

so...i'm am silent...mute.

and aCt like it is not stressing me now

if sHe catChes me in Silence...she will ask "WhAt's Wrong?"

but i bRush it off like cleaning ladiEs...

say that iT's because i havEn't seen her lately...

when in actuality...it's...the FaCt that i'm truly speechless.

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND...

i don't know what to say sometimes...becuase i just wAnt to Tell her hoW much i loVe her in 500 different Languages...

i want to put it in hEr hEad thAt i wouLd StAnd outsiDe in the pOuring Rain (no umbrella...lol) juST to plAnt a kiss on her forehead...

that i would love her more than anyBOdy in Her pAst...

tell Her thAt i hAve DreaMs abouT uS both BeinG fAmous and goiNg to the Academy Awards togethEr...

to Tell Her thAt i knoW why TOm CruiSe jumpEd on OPrah's Couch.

to tell her...thAt i WanT to

1.)RoB a Bank with Her,

2.)thEn CuT oFF every hostage's left toe...

3.)GeT senT to thE psychiatric facility...

4.)then mAkE out WeaRing straitjackets...

juST so We can Say We'rE "CRAzy in LoVE"

then...

tell hER...thAt i WanT to buIld a

SpacEship mAde of all of hEr FavoriTe thingS...then uSe thAt to

Fly to the Moon...

afterall...thAt's the only plaCe...

i feel like we can go...

without...

people.

-Chris Barz

©Chris Barz 2006

College Bound?

2008-01-24T20:35:00.000-08:00

two college applications rest in my bookbag...

yEt there is no enthusiasm...

matter-of-fact...there's not much...anything...

don't get me wrong, i got plenty-dreams

but i feel that many-things

make me feel like...i don't give a shit about anything

I do...but i don't

it's like i'M cool...and i'm dope

but when it comes to school...its few hope

i hEaRd a GaZillion Times...that i nEed to start feeling out apps before it's too late...

ErrrRR...too laTE?

"dog, i got time...i'm cool...straight"

but still i let the time pass by...

u ask why?

eRRR...don't really know

ummmm...

mayBe I'll pick up that pen...

and fill out that thing

cuz afterall it could help me feel out my dreams...

cuz...

being hungry with nothing to eat

is like being horny with nothing to beat...

RealTALk

©Chris Barz 2006

Lost One

2008-01-24T20:33:00.000-08:00

first off, don't blame yourself...blame me.

cuz I chose to not make peace,

and at 17, you truly can't be...

more than what you actually be...

...i feel like casualty...

...cuz now i'm too dead to see...

...remember what you said to me?...

this is what i should have said to sweetz,

"to you, there is no me..."

"to me, there is no you..."

"to us, there is no we..."

"and you, just stare at the clues"

and i, just stare at the moon...

this is the stor-y...

call it the histor-y...

or "his"-story...

... how could you not notice?...

...it sux feeling unnoticed...

...i felt like i was really unnoticed...

so i had to give her a notice.

maybe just to change her focus.

...so i gave her a notice.

...it did not save her, she's hopeless.

...she said that she will change her focus.

i feel like i made her focus.

but she just began loafin'.

so we sat in silence...

...like really...sat in silence...

no movement, no words...

i was upset in silence.

so i left her...silent.

no regret...i hide it.

hung up the phone, like you make me sick

she didn't know i was hanging up our relationship.

i really started to think that i hate this chick.

so our relationship,

was no relationship.

it sailed away on a relation-ship.

girl, i can't take this shit.

u showed me that you CAN take this shit...

...this was never a relationship...

...it was just a long date-n-shit...

...you wanted to eat all your cake-n-shit...

...then rub it in my face-n-shit...

...that same cake, will make-you-sick...

...i wonder how your takin-this...

don't let these harsh words fool you...

hopefully they will sooth you...

i'm not trying to acuse you...

remember I'M the fool who...

...attempted to pull you...

...attempted to woo you...

...attempted to love you...

...attempted to...trust you.

she lost one.

©Chris Barz 2006

ALL YOU GOTTA DO

2008-01-24T20:28:00.000-08:00

foreword:this might as well be the most creative {peace} i ever wrote.i don't call it a Piece, i call it a PeACe...because i give you a Piece of my mind which creates a PEACE in yours....and mines...this is the most CONFUSING PEACE i ever wrote...the key to understanding this is thinking(and spelling) in {REVERSE}...as it begins, we begin, so let's begin...good luck readers!

-chris barz

ALL YOU GOTTA DO

all you gotta do is say...

{SEY}

backwards...

{YES}

say yes, {sey} yes

in reverse...

so let's reverse it...

this is what you {sey} to me

when you indeed...

say {yes to me}

no!, in reverse

don't {sey}

emotion backwards!

that means NO{i}-TO-ME!

EMOT{i}ON

don't say NO{i}-TO-ME

just say...sey...{backwards}

understanding?

loving you ?is...

heaven

i'm naive

emotion is the creativity

in you and me...

we go on, and on, and on.

you say no, and no, and no.

when you experience a bad emotion

i feel your evil (love) in reverse.

that means your saying

NO{i}-TO-ME

which is emotion in reverse

don't say no

just say...yes...

in reverse.

{live forever of evil}

backswards

spells

{liveforeverofevil}

live forver of evil

and

love spelled backwards

is pronounced

evil.{evol}

yet loving you correctly is heaven.

don't reverse me.

don't curse me.

just...

say

SEY

{in reverse}

trust...

KEY:

i made it alittle easier...spell all the ORANGE words backwards

(if your really good u can find what i mean when i type BLUE words)

Are You Crying!?

2008-01-24T20:18:00.000-08:00

"baby?"...

"....baby?"

"are you Crying?"

"...baby?"

"yes Chris..."

"are you...crying?"

...she doesn't answer.

and now i know.

she cries.

and the hardest part is...

knowing that I made her do it.

...I want to apologize but i can't...

...i can't, i just can't.

because i'm the one who told her

that i'm leaving her.

now saying that i love her...

seems like a contradiction.

my actions speak loud...

but she can only hear my words...

and not SEe my wrong

"baby, i love you..."

is what she hEaRs...

"baby, i love you..."

is what she fears...

"baby, i love you..."

is what she bElieves...

"baby, i love you..."

is what she needs.

...decieving her...

...then pleasing her...

...then coming back to please her...

after leaving her.

i feel decieved by believing.

that she believes i'm not cheating.

and when i tell her "your the only one"

she believes it.

every tEaR that DropS from hEr eyes

is for my wrong.

the first....is for the girl that gave me her number, when she went to the bathroom...

the second...is for the girl that i was secretly talked to when i said i'd be back soon...

the third...is for the girl that i said was just my friend.

the fourth...is for the girl i stayed overnight with, when our date came to an end.

and the fifth...

well the fifth...

is for her bestfriend.

the girl that she trusts the most in this world.

who i cheated on her with.

now she's crying her heart to me.

"chris....chris?..."

she questions in a fowl tone.

her pain is now known...

and i can't say anthing...

...so i leave her with a dail tone.

i-won-a-bee-ah-loan

Finally I'm [Here], yet [Not-Yet] like [Near]

2008-01-14T19:47:00.000-08:00

it's It's IT'S IT'S It's NOT HARD...
My Name is Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris [Barz]

Hello Everyone or No-one...
As YOU see I just started the OFFICIAL Chris Barz Blogspot Page
and expect to get this poppin' just like the good ol' days.
So far...i have no friends, no subscribers...and I don't think anybody knows about this.
So I guess I'm talking to myself right now...But it's ALLLL gravy baby...Cuz I'm about to Change all that!
Just Sit back...Read Something...view something...do what you do and be sure to come back here DAILY to see what's NEW.
and HOPEFULLY we can get this poppin' and have 18290830939809380 subscribers like I used to.

I will be uploadin' Poems, Verses from Le Abstract, Diaries, Beats, Songs...and [alllllll] the Chris Barz Goodies that I used to have the people feining for.

it's all about THE People!
So You Better GET ME!!!!!!!!!

Mystery Girl

2008-01-14T19:36:00.000-08:00

there is this girl.
hmmm...
i think i'ma call her DoPe-Girl...
i've only seen her like 4 times, and the youngin' goes to our school but...
she probably rides the school bus...
i REFUSE to call her my school crush...
she's like...DOpE...
not on a level of flYness...but kinDa like the addiction...
i'm wishin'...
she's all that i think of her to be...
smart...talented...openminded...
i don't know where my open-mind went...
cuz her beauty can open-eye lids...
shiiiiiiitt....sure did open-mines kid
toDay was the 4th time i've ever seen her

the firsT: "oH *snap*..Who iS that!?"...
i couldn't focus

the SeCond: *No WorDs*...
i went unnoticed

the tHiRd: she's getting in the car w/ some dude...
in a Focus

the fourth: was...well...today...she caught my eye...
like..no sh*t

(and you know-thiS!)

i must have caught hers...

but we nEver caught words...

we only thought words

I wish i could have told her that i think she's flawless...
regardless. (period)
we diDn't speak...and she just stared at me...
the "stare" saying that she want me to sAy somEthing...

I didn't.
and i talk to girls all the time, but she's different...
she's...
beautiful.
I do not know her name.
oh well...
"maybe next time, Chris"...

The Rain That Saved The Day X||Z

NEW SONG- Rellz- "This Yo Jam" (Prod by Chris Barz)

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD "THIS YO JAM" and if that link fails...DOWNLOAD HERE!!!

NEW SONG-ChRis BaRz ft J-Hollow "Flyest Out" (Prod by ChRis BaRz)Share

ChRis BaRz ft J-Hollow "Flyest Out" (Prod by ChRis BaRz)

I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...x3FLYEST OUT FL FL FL FL FLYEST OUT! YeA no Doubt!yea no doubt, yea no doubt...check me out, check me out...x3I'm flyin so high n I'm feelin like i'm da flyest out...like a fighter jet...

NEW SONG- ChRis BaRz- Never Ever (Prod. by The Best Kept Secret)

ChRis BaRz- Never Ever (Prod. by The Best Kept Secret)

Love spelled backwards (backwards)...sounds ALOT like evil...(EVOL)

Think Smart, Don't Stop and just Play it Off...(play it off)

NEW SONG- METRO LOVE PART 1 (Written & Produced by Chris Barz)

First seen her out the corner of my eye; she was readin'...

Somethin' Chill...(Love Bomb)

A Fine Line Between ? & ?...

F R e E W r i T e

Over your head like I'm tired of your Boppage...

THAT

THAT

Rest In Peace Poem for Jamel

I've been seeking to find what Lifes all about in all the days that Istroll around like baby carts...

Chris Barz Song "A is for Apologize"-The Deeper Meanings & Themes

SO i'ma just break shit down...if you still don't get it...then...oh well...im sorry.THE FIRST JOINT I'ma BREAK DOWN IS"A is for Apologize"

A =[ALL] the shit me and her been throughB =all [BITCH] thats in herC=[Childish], [Challenged], and [COUNTLESS] shit we be through.

now pay attention:

Get it???

"the [SHIT] we [lived through] like Maggots did"

"We used to SEE STARS like Patrick is"

"[C] Dot [B]aRz is [A]ddictive"

"I Modified You like Adjectives"

"So [ADD] that [SHIT] up, baby you gon need a Laxative"

"I'm MAD as shit cuz we had more Gay Times then the fagots DID!"

"No Faggot Shit, No Faggots Here, No Homo-Man/Girls Love to SEE C.B. like the GO-GO BAND/

"BUT the [B] that's in SHE is a COLD WOMAN/So she Left [C.] [B.] [A.] Cold, Cold MAN...

But that concludes the first verse.so let's continue...

"Aye B! you SEE These Apologies don't mean an F'ing thing to a G"

"[A] {B} you {C} {D's} Apologi{E}s don't mean a {F}ing thing to a {G}

"WAVE if your SHORE you can take this Trip"

"This Trip was Never a Relationship"/OUR Relationship was NO Relationship/...It Sailed away on a RELATION-SHIP"/

"So [Sail on By]...Find an island to [go yell and cry]...cuz if you don't give a hell...i don't give a hell...cuz you don't give a hell if i [SAIL and DIE]"

"A Funeral and a Musical together seems Unusual/but my Usual is 'UN-unsual' , so i'm Using it as Usual"

"Not saying that your USUAL/Darling, your so beautiful/...but [all ROSES have Thorns], [ALL Trojans have Swords...]and YOURS got US at WAR!"

"She Never Ever Ever Said the Weather Gon' Get Better Cuz She Never Ever Meant for us to [B] Don't Ever Ever Ever say the Weather Gon' Get Better Cuz You Never Ever Meant for us to [C]"

"[A] {B} you {C} {D's} Apologi{E}s don't mean a {F}ing thing to a {G}

Chris Barz's Websites

Track Listing for Chris Barz- "Do You Know Him?"

My Mixtape "Do You Know Him?" is NOW HERE for download...

New Song Chris Barz- "DopaLiciOus"

{NEW} Leave You (CLICK THE LINK TO LISTEN TO SONG)

Aye! Ladies and Jets....READ THIS

"Chris, stop being a Shiest...Answer the F*cking Phone!"

I have packed my bags!

I tell u Trust me but you [pause of that notion...]

Fur Tasche'

College Bound?

Lost One

ALL YOU GOTTA DO

Are You Crying!?

Finally I'm [Here], yet [Not-Yet] like [Near]

Mystery Girl

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD "THIS YO JAM"
and if that link fails...
DOWNLOAD HERE!!!

I've been seeking to find what Lifes all about in all the days that I
stroll around like baby carts...

SO i'ma just break shit down...
if you still don't get it...then...oh well...im sorry.

THE FIRST JOINT I'ma BREAK DOWN IS
"A is for Apologize"

A =[ALL] the shit me and her been through
B =all [BITCH] thats in her
C=[Childish], [Challenged], and [COUNTLESS] shit we be through.

"No Faggot Shit, No Faggots Here, No Homo-Man/
Girls Love to SEE C.B. like the GO-GO BAND/

"BUT the [B] that's in SHE is a COLD WOMAN/
So she Left [C.] [B.] [A.] Cold, Cold MAN...

But that concludes the first verse.
so let's continue...

"This Trip was Never a Relationship"/
OUR Relationship was NO Relationship/
...It Sailed away on a RELATION-SHIP"/

"So [Sail on By]...
Find an island to [go yell and cry]...
cuz if you don't give a hell...
i don't give a hell...
cuz you don't give a hell if i [SAIL and DIE]"

"A Funeral and a Musical together seems Unusual/
but my Usual is 'UN-unsual' , so i'm Using it as Usual"

"Not saying that your USUAL/
Darling, your so beautiful/
...but [all ROSES have Thorns], [ALL Trojans have Swords...]
and YOURS got US at WAR!"